Blonde Kidnapper
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38 hitsA blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold hi...
Miscellaneous
38 hitsA blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold hi...
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34 hitsA Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold hi...
Blonde jokes
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A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it ...
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hol...
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days,...
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly fo...
Blonde jokes
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One day a blonde was horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started going t...
Blonde jokes
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The plane is on its way to Houston , when a blonde in economy class gets up
and move...
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car...
Blonde jokes
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A blonde woman came home from work one day only to find her boyfriend in bed with another woman....
Miscellaneous
33 hitsQuestion: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Blonde jokes
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What did the blonde mother say to the blonde daughter?"If you're not in bed by 12, you can ...
Blonde jokes
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A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"...
Blonde jokes
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corne...
A Blonde was down on her luck.
In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap ...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set ...
Blonde Jokes
63 hitsWhat do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get. What ...
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. Th...
Blonde jokes
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A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....
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Blonde Jokes
66 hits|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...
Blonde jokes
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A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two d...
Blonde jokes
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A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularl...
Blonde jokes
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A blonde bombshell walks into the airplane and sits in 1st Class and the stewardess asks her for...
Blonde jokes
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A blonde bombshell walks into the airplane and sits in 1st Class and the stewardess asks her for...
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it...
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side....
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do y...
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree....
Blonde jokes
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Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police? A: Her headlights weren't working, so she...
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down....
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster ...
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor....
Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband's car? She burned her lips on...
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager....
Blonde jokes
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Why did the Blonde throw bread crumbs down the loo??
To feed the toilet duck!!!...
Blonde jokes
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Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test? A: Because every time the car stops, she jumps ...
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered....
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
A: Data transfer....
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear....
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She ...
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone....
Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A: A blonde trying to put ...
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries....
Blonde jokes
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there was this blonde sientiest that worked for nasa, one day she came to work and everyone she ...
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop:...
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"...
Blonde jokes
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put a scratch and sniff snicker at the bottom of the pool and tell the blonde to jupm in after i...
Blonde jokes
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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenadeat you?A: Pull the pin and throw it back....