blonde jokes

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.

"I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are...

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.

"I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are ...

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells...

A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking to...

Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he seesanother blonde rowing with oars...

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because ...

A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical."What's wrong?" her mum, (another b...

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that t...

A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she...

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the ki...

A Newfie man goes out on the town, stops in at a bar. He spots a gorgeous looking blonde and try...

These three blondes were taking a test to see if they were qualified to be detectives. The lead...

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00pm news. The current news story was about a man u...

A Blonde came home one day from work and found her boyfriend in bed with another woman. She was ...

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few...

A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening. The redhead bets the blonde ...

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and t...

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, ...

There was a blonde that lived next to a brunette. One day, the blonde was crying so the brunette...

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," ...

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employe...

|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We nee...

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:

Blo...

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news...

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The current

news story was ...

Two women and their dogs were in a Vet's waiting room (one blonde and one brunette). The brunett...

Two women and their dogs were in a Vet's waiting room (one blonde and one brunette). The brunett...

|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her p...

A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her wh...

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss, concerned about h...

101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We...

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We...

Q: How do you confuse a Blonde?


A: Put her in a round room tell her to find a c...

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?



A1: I don't kn...

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectal deodorant. The pharmacist,...

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.

Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clie...

a blonde and a brunette were watching the 5 o'clock news about a man who was going to jump off a...

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street w...

A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.



"I w...

A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.

"I want you to...

A blonde went to a beauty salon to get a haircut. When the beautician approached the chair where...

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his emplo...

One day a neighbor of the blonde's go over to her house and sees the blonde crying and asked her...

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