Another Dumb Blonde
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64 hitsA young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a smal...
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Knitting Blonde
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55 hitsA highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through...
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38 hitsA blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" ...
Q: How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work?
A: She opens her lun...
A: She needed them for the darkroom she was building....
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden....
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks....
Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A golden retriever....
Q: How did the blond burn her ear?
A: The phone rang while she was ironing....
Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box?
A: A case of empties....
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft....
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their head...
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes....
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring....
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool....
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers....
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel....
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: They can't remember the number....Safe Sex
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A blonde walks into a pharmacy before having sex.
She says to the guy behind the coun...
A: "Space. The final frontier......"...
The recipe said to cook for 1/2 hour per pound, and she weighed 125....
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor....Noticing a blonde
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31 hitsQ: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans: Nothing. Do they exist?...
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with a bad breath....
Sheakespeare
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39 hitsBlonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?"Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?"...
A smart Blonde
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55 hitsQ: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through it out of the window !!...
Blondes and Buses
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Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus? A: She took the Q22 twice....Autoblonde
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Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy....Sun Went
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Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where
the sun went? It fina...Sun Went
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Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where
the sun went? It...
A: To see what was on the other side....Blondes & Computers
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet....
A: She had just bought Always with wings....
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner....
Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night....
One that never misses a period....
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?"...Computers And Blondes
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How can you tell a blonde has been on your computer?
Your Joystick is wet....
Her ankles....
