blonde jokes

There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade. Who had the biggest ...

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel....

Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside?
A: She grabs a bowl....

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop!
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Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurts to boil their nipples!...

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.

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Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first....

Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with on...

Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee'...

A: Last year's hide and seek champ....

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never ...

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes....

A: She peed on her corn flakes....

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it....

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture....

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repea...

How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday? Tell her a joke on Thursday!...

...was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?...

Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for

20 minutes beca...

A: Because she thought she was winning....

A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, ''Wh...

What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificial

intelligence!...

The blonde complained to her friend, "I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much I...

There's a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde stuck on a island. They eventualy decide two swim ba...

Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?

Donna: I dunno. How?

there was a brunette and a blond they walked into a bar. the 5:00 O clock news was on . the new...

A blonde goes in to a hardware store, walks up to the counter and asks, "Can I buy that TV?"

A blonde goes to a electronics store n asks to buy that t.v. the shop keeper replies no so she g...

A blonde and her husband are asleep when the phone rings, she answers it. After a few minutes th...

This blonde goes to the doctor, the doctor asks what's wrong? She takes her finger and says whil...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a smal...

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through...

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" ...

Q: How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work?
A: She opens her lun...

A: She needed them for the darkroom she was building....

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden....

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks....

Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A golden retriever....

Q: How did the blond burn her ear?
A: The phone rang while she was ironing....

Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box?
A: A case of empties....

Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft....

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their head...

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes....

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring....

Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool....

Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers....

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel....

Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: They can't remember the number....

A blonde walks into a pharmacy before having sex.

She says to the guy behind the coun...

A: "Space. The final frontier......"...