A: You can park in the handicap zone....
blonde jokes
Mystery Writer
Blonde jokes
32 hits
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A: She has a checkbook....
To see what was on the other side....
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth....Duh!
Blonde jokes
4 hits
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?
A: She's the one throwing bread ...Blondes and Turtles
Blonde jokes
25 hits
What does a turtle and a blonde that are on their backs have in comin?...Bang! I'm Blonde!
Animal jokes
30 hits
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
...
A: She fell out of the tree....Oooucch!!!!!!!
Blonde jokes
4 hits
How do you know a blonde has a bad day?
she's playing a pencil and she cant find her reco...
A: She wanted to go on a round trip....A really Corny Joke
Blonde jokes
33 hits
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was bigger than the other?
A: Flattered....
She had it bronzed....
A You shine a flashlight in her ear....
A You know they are out there but people have reported sighting UFO's...
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house....
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday....
Your bushes are darker than the rest of the yard....
A: She wanted to write shorthand....Confusion
Blonde jokes
26 hits
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a circular room and tell them t...
She slipped off and fell down the drain....Proud to be....
Blonde jokes
35 hits
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled...The toast
Blonde jokes
40 hits
A blonde and a brunette were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were completely t...Blondes
Miscellaneous
94 hitsA blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the bl...
3rd Graders
Miscellaneous
51 hitsThere was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade. Who had the biggest ...
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel....
Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside?
A: She grabs a bowl....Kiss Me I'm Blonde
Blonde jokes
26 hits
Why do blondes wear green lipstick?Because red means stop!
...Blonde Boobies
Blonde jokes
30 hits
Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurts to boil their nipples!...
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
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Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first....One-Eyed Blonde
Animal jokes
32 hits
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with on...
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee'...
A: Last year's hide and seek champ....
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never ...
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes....
A: She peed on her corn flakes....
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it....
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture....Blonderrific Hair!
Blonde jokes
32 hits
Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repea...Heh. Stupid Blondes.
Blonde jokes
18 hits
How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday? Tell her a joke on Thursday!...
...was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?...Blondes & OJ
Blonde jokes
4 hits
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for
20 minutes beca...
A: Because she thought she was winning....
