A: Trying to hold on to a thought....
blonde jokes
A2: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool....
Q. What do you do whan a Blonde throws a pin at you?
A. Run, because she's got ...Driving miss blondy
Blonde jokes
63 hits
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!...
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!...Like GST
Blonde jokes
8 hits
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now
in effect in Canada) <...Air Head on a Beer
Blonde jokes
15 hits
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house....
Q. What do you do whan a Blonde throws a pin at you?
A. Run, ...smile
Blonde jokes
50 hits
Q. Why was the blonde smiling during the lighting storm.
A. She thought she was g...Pig Under Her Arm
Blonde jokes
12 hits
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She
passes a person...Like GST
Blonde jokes
9 hits
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now
in effect in Cana...
A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"...
A: A woman collecting her thoughts....Sheakespeare
General / Unsorted jokes
44 hits
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Blonde #2: No, who wrote it...Pig Under Her Arm
Blonde jokes
19 hits
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She
passes a person who ...At College
Blonde jokes
51 hits
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A v...
A: A space invader....
She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!...
Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!...
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese....
A: Because it said 'concentrate'....
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ??
A: She through it out of the window !!...Blondes and Bras
Blonde jokes
54 hits
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra?
They'll be square because...Snowblonde
Blonde jokes
35 hits
Why does it take longer to make a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head...Confused
Blonde jokes
59 hits
This one day a blonde walk in to the bathroom. When she came out she had a tampon behind her ear...Breaking News
Blonde jokes
61 hits
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?
A: She h...HUH
Blonde jokes
8 hits
What do you get when a blonde graduates from Harvard with a 4.0 average?
A dean w...Dog with one eye
Miscellaneous
37 hitsTwo blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!"The...
A: You can park in the handicap zone....Mystery Writer
Blonde jokes
48 hits
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A: She has a checkbook....
To see what was on the other side....
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth....Duh!
Blonde jokes
8 hits
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?
A: She's the one throwing bread ...Blondes and Turtles
Blonde jokes
37 hits
What does a turtle and a blonde that are on their backs have in comin?...Bang! I'm Blonde!
Animal jokes
38 hits
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
...
A: She fell out of the tree....Oooucch!!!!!!!
Blonde jokes
11 hits
How do you know a blonde has a bad day?
she's playing a pencil and she cant find her reco...
A: She wanted to go on a round trip....A really Corny Joke
Blonde jokes
38 hits
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was bigger than the other?
A: Flattered....
She had it bronzed....
A You shine a flashlight in her ear....
A You know they are out there but people have reported sighting UFO's...
