Magic Bottle
Blonde jokes
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Three blondes are walking down the beach And they find a magic bottle with a genie inside. When ...
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Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when...
Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that
he had a twin brother?
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Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?
He couldn't figure out how...Blonde jokes
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75 hitsA young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a ...
Blonde in Disguise
Blonde jokes
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There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her h...
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
Toaster
Blonde jokes
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One day a blonde came into the store and came up to the slerk.
"May I have that ...Cheer
Miscellaneous
70 hitsQ: What's the blonde's cheer?A: "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I'm bl...
What did the blonde say...
Blonds
53 hitsWhat did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACY'S wro...
Blonde Email
Miscellaneous
61 hitsHow do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk drive....
One Eye
Miscellaneous
38 hitsTwo blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" T...
Marry a blonde
Miscellaneous
51 hitsWhat's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones....
Drowning a Blonde
Miscellaneous
65 hitsQ: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool....
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!...
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!...Concentrate
Blonde jokes
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Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?...
A: Artificial intelligence....Blondes on walls
Blonde jokes
49 hits
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall??
To see what was on the other side...
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet....
"It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."...
A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."...
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off....
Pull the pin and throw it back....
A: You have to hollow out the head....Breaking News
Blonde jokes
46 hits
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?
A: She had to brea...
A. A rebel without a clue!...
A "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."...
A: Trying to hold on to a thought....
A2: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool....
Q. What do you do whan a Blonde throws a pin at you?
A. Run, because she's got ...Driving miss blondy
Blonde jokes
63 hits
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!...
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!...Like GST
Blonde jokes
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Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now
in effect in Canada) <...Air Head on a Beer
Blonde jokes
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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house....
Q. What do you do whan a Blonde throws a pin at you?
A. Run, ...smile
Blonde jokes
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Q. Why was the blonde smiling during the lighting storm.
A. She thought she was g...Pig Under Her Arm
Blonde jokes
12 hits
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She
passes a person...Like GST
Blonde jokes
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Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now
in effect in Cana...
A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"...
A: A woman collecting her thoughts....Sheakespeare
General / Unsorted jokes
44 hits
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Blonde #2: No, who wrote it...Pig Under Her Arm
Blonde jokes
19 hits
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She
passes a person who ...At College
Blonde jokes
51 hits
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A v...
A: A space invader....
She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!...
