|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a de...
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A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
Suddenly, the brunette n...Gone Camping
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go camping for the weekend. The brunette brings food so they...Got Milk?
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When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1...Got Milk?
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When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1....Blonde and a Mosquito
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What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito knows when to ...Blonde and Toothbrush
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your...Blonde and Toothbrush
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don'...Butter and Blonde
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Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is diffi...Butter and Blonde
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Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: ...Puzzle
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One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this kil...TeleBlond
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A blonde walks into an appliance store, and asks to buy a television set."Sorry," says...
Why did the Blonde cross the road? Who cares, what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen!Blonde Joke
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Q: What goes "Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech"?
A: A blonde at a flash...
Q: How do you break a blonde's nose?
A: You put a dildo under a glass table!...
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You get to park in the handicap zone.
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Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their...Blonde helicopter pilot
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Why did the blonde helicopter pilot die?
Whe got cold, so she turned off that big...
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?
The more you bang ...
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?
A: You put a dil...
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of
higher learning?
A: A visi...Blonde jokes
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37 hitsA blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She ...
Blonde revenge
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A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
Blonde in court
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At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night of July 16th last, at approximate...Blonde jokes
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41 hitsA blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". ...
Swim Meet
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette qu...Blonde quickies 41-60
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47 hitsQ: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: What do...
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she lan...
Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging a few beers when they see a road block ahead w...Magic Bottle
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Three blondes are walking down the beach And they find a magic bottle with a genie inside. When ...
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when...
Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that
he had a twin brother?
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Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?
He couldn't figure out how...Blonde jokes
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75 hitsA young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a ...
Blonde in Disguise
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There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her h...
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
Toaster
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One day a blonde came into the store and came up to the slerk.
"May I have that ...Cheer
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70 hitsQ: What's the blonde's cheer?A: "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I'm bl...
What did the blonde say...
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53 hitsWhat did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACY'S wro...
Blonde Email
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61 hitsHow do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk drive....
One Eye
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38 hitsTwo blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" T...
Marry a blonde
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51 hitsWhat's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones....
Drowning a Blonde
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65 hitsQ: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool....
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!...
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!...Concentrate
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Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?...
A: Artificial intelligence....Blondes on walls
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Why did the blonde climb the glass wall??
To see what was on the other side...
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet....
