Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A: She was run over by the zambonis machine....
blonde jokes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it....Stupid Blonde
Blonde jokes
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Q: How do you know when a blonde is going to say something stupid? A: She opens her mouth!...
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What...Blonde License
Blonde jokes
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Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back? Because she got an ''F'' in Sex...
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on y...
"You're a dumb blonde and you need to overcome that stereotype."...Blonde in the Mirror
Blonde jokes
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Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror. She pick...21, 21, 21...
Blonde jokes
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There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"21, 21, 21..."
Then a bl...Blonde orders a drink.
Miscellaneous
33 hitsA blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender...Brunette: "I'll have a ...
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...
Breathe
Blonde jokes
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A blonde walks into a hair dresser with a walkman on. She tells the guy to cut whatever he wants...You've Got Mail
Blonde jokes
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A blonde went out to her mail box and looked in, closed the door and went back in the house. A f...Giddy-up
Miscellaneous
29 hitsA blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enj...
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Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first ti...
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space...Oh boy!
Blonde jokes
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The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."
Her friend ...Dandruff
Blonde jokes
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A blonde and a brunette were sitting on the park bench when the brunette said, "My boyfriend use...Oh boy!
Blonde jokes
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The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."
H...Blonde quickies 181-200
Miscellaneous
36 hits181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.182. Q: How did the...
Blonde Miracle Diet
Blonde jokes
33 hits
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.
The doctor advised that she run...Blonde Miracle Diet
Blonde jokes
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An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.
The doctor advised that she run 10 ...Blonde Miracle Diet
Blonde jokes
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An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.
The doctor advised that she ru...The Blonde at School
Miscellaneous
27 hitsDay1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mumm...
Two blondes were walking in the woods when they came upon some tracks in the dirt, the first blo...Bank Robbery
Miscellaneous
36 hitsA blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their p...
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice,...Blonde jokes
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27 hitsA blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to...
Reload.
Blonde jokes
40 hits
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes...Blonde and Easter Bunny
Miscellaneous
44 hitsOnce there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all of a sudden, he sees the Easter Bunn...
Four by Twos
Blonde jokes
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A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.
One of the blonde m...S-H-I-T
Blonde jokes
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A businessman got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde...A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dand...
The burnt blonde!
Blonde jokes
56 hits
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are burnt. 'Sit down and tell me how...The burnt blonde!
Blonde jokes
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A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are burnt.
'Sit down and tell...The smart blonde
Blonde jokes
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going...Ventriloquist
Blonde Jokes
68 hitsA young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkans...
Blonde Diet
Blonde jokes
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There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He...An easy solution
Blonds
67 hitsOn a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class ...
Blondes and pregnancy
Blonde jokes
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Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant. Through out the c...Burnt Blonde Ears
Blonde jokes
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A blonde goes to a doctor because both of her ears are burnt. “'Sit down and tell me how it...Give Shoulders
Blonde jokes
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A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight ...
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Mana...Genie
Blonde jokes
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one d...Revenge of the blondes
Blonde jokes
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Q: Why are there so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them....
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At a convention of blones, a speaker insisted that "dumb...had to be a blonde!
Blonde jokes
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So there are three girls that escaped from jail;a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. So the thre...
