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28 hits''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. '...
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28 hits''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. '...
What do you call a blonde in the closet? The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
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Blonde jokes
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed o...
Blonde jokes
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What does a blonde call oral sex in a Honda Civic?
Her Civic Duty...
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off....
Blonde jokes
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Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap -
she chewed off thr...
Blonde jokes
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What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios? "Neato...Doughnut seeds!"...
Blonde jokes
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Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde?
A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear c...
Blonde jokes
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Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike?
A:The harder you bang them the looser th...
She is so blonde, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company....
Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand?
A: So brunettes can understand them....
Blonde jokes
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A blonde and a brunette were walking along the beach.
The brunette says "Gosh, look a...
Blonde jokes
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A blonde woman and a red-headed woman are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken t...
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A blonde was determined to prove to her husband that all blondes were not dumb, so she decided t...
One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went on a camping trip. The first night out, the red...
Blonde jokes
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A man had called a local paint company and asked if they had anyone who could come over and do s...
To determine the source of an internal ailment, a young blonde had to undergo a battery of diagn...
Blonde jokes
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirr...
What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of...
Blonde jokes
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Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out all over the screen....
Blonde jokes
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Q: How does a blonde guy take a shower? A: He pees against the wind....
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door....
How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? There is white out on the screen.
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Blonde jokes
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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave at her....
Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A: She was run over by the zambonis machine....
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it....
Blonde jokes
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Q: How do you know when a blonde is going to say something stupid? A: She opens her mouth!...
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What...
Blonde jokes
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Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back? Because she got an ''F'' in Sex...
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on y...
"You're a dumb blonde and you need to overcome that stereotype."...
Blonde jokes
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Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror. She pick...
Blonde jokes
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There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"21, 21, 21..."
Then a bl...
Miscellaneous
33 hitsA blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender...Brunette: "I'll have a ...
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...
Blonde jokes
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A blonde walks into a hair dresser with a walkman on. She tells the guy to cut whatever he wants...
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A blonde went out to her mail box and looked in, closed the door and went back in the house. A f...
Miscellaneous
29 hitsA blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enj...
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Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first ti...
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space...
Blonde jokes
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The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."
Her friend ...