To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.Automatic...
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Prostitute and Nymph
Blonde jokes
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Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: T...Prostitute and Nymph
Blonde jokes
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Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
<...|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. S...
A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it...Trip To The Desert
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29 hitsA red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They each brought one item for sur...
Deodorants
Blonde jokes
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Another blonde, another store. . .
She goes over to the deodorant display and tel...Deodorants
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Another blonde, another store. . .
She goes over to the deodorant displ...Blonde in a Library
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A blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian, ''Can I have a burger and fries?'' ''...The Suicide
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51 hitsThere was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter was in the foreground, gi...
Bllllonnndddee
Blonde jokes
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Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started ...Blonde jokes
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37 hitsWhile shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labele...
Road Stripers
Blonde jokes
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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head all tried out for the same job as road
stripers. The...You've got mail
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48 hits|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back ...
You've got mail
Blonde jokes
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A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went ba...First class
Blonde jokes
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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewarde...First Class
Blonde jokes
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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewarde...Suicidal Blonde
Blonde jokes
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One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day sh...Three Blondes at a Bar
Blonde jokes
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A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a WW. Not knowing what that was, he asked t...Three Blondes at a Bar
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A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a WW. Not knowing what that was, he asked t...Blonde Father
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53 hitsA blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife st...
Trip To The Desert
Blonde jokes
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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.
They each brought one ...Trip To The Desert
Blonde jokes
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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.
They each brought...Ingredients
Blonde jokes
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One day a blonde was walking through a park when she saw a coke machine she decided to buy some ...Big Red Truck
Blonde jokes
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This blonde comes home to her house and realizes that it's on fire. She picks up the phone and ...Blonde Licence
Blonde jokes
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There was a blonde driving down the center of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her o...Sheep
Blonde jokes
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Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she
had her hair cut a...Distressed
Blonde jokes
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goe...Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valley...
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33 hitsQ. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? A. T...
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28 hits''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. '...
What do you call a blonde in the closet? The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
...Blonde Coyote
Blonde jokes
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed o...Freaky blonde in a Honda
Blonde jokes
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What does a blonde call oral sex in a Honda Civic?
Her Civic Duty...
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off....The Blonde Coyote
Blonde jokes
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Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap -
she chewed off thr...Blonde Meets Cheerios
Blonde jokes
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What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios? "Neato...Doughnut seeds!"...Virgin Mary - a blonde?
Blonde jokes
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Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde?
A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear c...Blonde screen door
Blonde jokes
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Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike?
A:The harder you bang them the looser th...
She is so blonde, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company....
Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand?
A: So brunettes can understand them....Seagulls
Blonde jokes
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A blonde and a brunette were walking along the beach.
The brunette says "Gosh, look a...Captured Blonde
Blonde jokes
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A blonde woman and a red-headed woman are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken t...Blonde Painter
Blonde jokes
42 hits
A blonde was determined to prove to her husband that all blondes were not dumb, so she decided t...
One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went on a camping trip. The first night out, the red...Why you shouldn't
Blonde jokes
35 hits
A man had called a local paint company and asked if they had anyone who could come over and do s...
To determine the source of an internal ailment, a young blonde had to undergo a battery of diagn...Blonde and Picture
Blonde jokes
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirr...
