blonde jokes

One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blon...

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A1: A golden retriever.

A2: A labrador.<...

A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, ''Look, a dead bird.'' <...

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to ...

One day, a blonde went to go get lessons on how to fly a plane. The guy at the airport said ther...

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me ou...

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How ...

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.

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A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying ...

How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? It has a stamp on it.
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A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. She looks...

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings?

A: They have to have some place to rest t...

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?

A: The pr...

A beautiful, well-dressed blonde seats herself in the first class cabin on a cross-country fligh...

One day there was a blonde riding a horse. The horse kept going faster and faster until the bl...

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down ...

Two friends whom are blonde buy a five piece puzzle.When they put it together they're so excited...

Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they mi...

What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot....

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap a mosquito, ...

A blonde dyed her hair black, and thought she looked so great she decided to go for a drive in t...

Q: What's the blonde's cheer?



A: "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O....

Q: What's the blonde's cheer?

A: "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N. . . . a...

This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drin...

A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall...

One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden ...

A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in ti...

A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming &qu...

A blonde is explaining to her girlfriend the bad day she'd had at work, that her boss had suffer...

To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.Automatic...

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?

A: T...

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?


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|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. S...

A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it...

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They each brought one item for sur...

Another blonde, another store. . .

She goes over to the deodorant display and tel...

Another blonde, another store. . .



She goes over to the deodorant displ...

A blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian, ''Can I have a burger and fries?'' ''...

There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter was in the foreground, gi...

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started ...

While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labele...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head all tried out for the same job as road
stripers. The...

|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back ...

A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went ba...

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewarde...

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewarde...

One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day sh...

A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a WW. Not knowing what that was, he asked t...

A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a WW. Not knowing what that was, he asked t...