blonde jokes

Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph."Hey," asked the br...

There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She calls the fire department screaming, ''Help me,...

A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went o...

Three marines were stranded on a desert island with a lovely young blonde.

After abou...

One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw so...

A blonde was recently hired at the office. Her first task was to go out for coffee.

Eage...

|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She prou...

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ...

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She p...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar. He's going through h...

Three girls are stranded on an island. A black hair, a burnette and a blonde hair. The black hai...

A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the English...

There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all up in space. Each girl tried thinki...

One day a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were each making something for a party.

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There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting "88, 88, 88, 88..." until a blonde...

Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per ...

Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie p...

A blonde calls up the fire department to report a fire at her house. The person on the other end...

Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into her na...

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby w...

A blonde crashed her car multiple times, and it was covered in dents, so she took it to the gara...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a cop starts to chase the...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a cop starts to chase the...

A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a ...

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''...

Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three
basement windows?

A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy. ...

how is a blonde and a pool table alike?

you put in fifty cents and they rack your balls...

A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blon...

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A1: A golden retriever.

A2: A labrador.<...

A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, ''Look, a dead bird.'' <...

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to ...

One day, a blonde went to go get lessons on how to fly a plane. The guy at the airport said ther...

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me ou...

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How ...

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.

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A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying ...

How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? It has a stamp on it.
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A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. She looks...

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings?

A: They have to have some place to rest t...

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?

A: The pr...

A beautiful, well-dressed blonde seats herself in the first class cabin on a cross-country fligh...

One day there was a blonde riding a horse. The horse kept going faster and faster until the bl...

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down ...

Two friends whom are blonde buy a five piece puzzle.When they put it together they're so excited...

Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they mi...

What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot....