blonde jokes

How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk drive....

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Tell her the joke on Monday!...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says "You've got to come over here and help me with this killer...

Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all of a sudden, he sees the Easter ...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started...

One blond says to another, "how did you die"? "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful" sa...

There was a blonde driving down the road one day on her way to visit some family. She was drivi...

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this kil...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started can...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go...

A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a wai...

If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which one

gets to the ...

121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?

A: Not everyb...

A blonde buys a new sports car and decides to take it out and see what it can do. So she is fly...

A blonde at a party, was telling her friend that she'd sworn off men for life.

"The...

A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. She l...

A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. She l...

A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. "What happened...why are you ...

A dumb blonde walking along, lost, encountered a deep and wide river. She looked up and down tha...

It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. So she went to the cok...

Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?



Santa fly...

A blonde was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his firs...

|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence...

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intellige...

|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the p...

One night a blonde goes to a bar, but doesn't drink. Then she walks up to a man and asks him whe...

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started...

A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic.

A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic.

"E...

A blonde female police officer stops a blonde female for speeding and says, "You were going pret...

The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Vien Chez Moi." The blonde asks the ...

A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour g...

This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He w...

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her licens...

A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.

He started chasing after the speed...

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. Fi...

A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Coke can. Curious, he asks her what she's doin...

Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding?
A: She places the box in the microwave and looks f...

One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..

The Brunette noti...

|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothin...

161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of...

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...1.Who ...

What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde?

A rooster says cock-le-dood-le...

Three blondes are walking on the beach and find genie lamp.

The Genie says "look girls, t...

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put the...

One time a brunette got hit with an apple and cried and then a red head got hit with a pumpkin a...

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very fru...