blonde jokes

Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively ...

A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding ann...

A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding ann...

There was this blonde who bought a coach ticket to go to Chicago.

She boards the plane a...

|BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face...

BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"

WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."

BLONDE: (co...

A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, sh...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started can...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started...

A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde...

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A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to co...

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A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to ...

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!...

Q. How do you kill a blonde?
A. Put a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool....

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet....

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She sticks it in the microwave.

Why did the blonde sell her vibrator?

She kept chipping her teeth!...

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on? A: Because it...

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone....

How do u make a blonde crazy ?
Put her in a circle room and tell her to p in a corner....

Q: What's the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend? A: You get to park in handicapped...

- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?

- I don't kno...

What's the difference between a blonde and a payphone? It costs twenty-five cents to use a ...

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?...

A: The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down....

A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans....

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade, Who has the biggest tits? The blonde...

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side.
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Q: Whats the similarity of a blonde and a turtle?

A: They're both screwed when t...

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?To see what was on the other side....

How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk drive....

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Tell her the joke on Monday!...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says "You've got to come over here and help me with this killer...

Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all of a sudden, he sees the Easter ...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started...

One blond says to another, "how did you die"? "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful" sa...

There was a blonde driving down the road one day on her way to visit some family. She was drivi...

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this kil...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started can...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go...

A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a wai...

If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which one

gets to the ...

121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?

A: Not everyb...

A blonde buys a new sports car and decides to take it out and see what it can do. So she is fly...

A blonde at a party, was telling her friend that she'd sworn off men for life.

"The...

A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. She l...

A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. She l...

A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. "What happened...why are you ...