blonde jokes

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? "Would you like fries with t...

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: ...

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer. A hula hoop with a nail in it....

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "...

A blonde and redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were wa...

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this kil...

One day a blonde, tried of being made fun of for her hair color, decided that she should trick s...

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops ...

Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first? A: The brunette -- the b...

Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during...

A road consturction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of ...

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly,

the blonde's...

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly,

the blonde's...

Q. Why are blonde girl's bellybuttons brused?

A. Because blonde guys aren't th...

A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee.Eager to d...

There was a blonde and she went to get her hair cut. She went into the salon with headphones on ...

81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bu...

A blonde was driving her car one day, when she ran into a hailstorm. The hail stones were very l...

As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened.

A highway patrolman stopped a blonde who had been driving at a high rate of speed. He told her t...

There was a blonde going down a highway, and was swerving left, and right, left, and right, and ...

In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were a

brunette-Mindy, a re...

A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes al...

121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo....

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks...

81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes?

A: Regular price, four buck...

So there's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river
and sees another
blond...

There is a blonde in a boat, in the middle of a field, rowing away. Another blonde drives by in ...

Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively ...

A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding ann...

A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding ann...

There was this blonde who bought a coach ticket to go to Chicago.

She boards the plane a...

|BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face...

BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"

WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."

BLONDE: (co...

A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, sh...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started can...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started...

A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde...

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A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to co...

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A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to ...

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!...

Q. How do you kill a blonde?
A. Put a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool....

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet....

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She sticks it in the microwave.

Why did the blonde sell her vibrator?

She kept chipping her teeth!...

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on? A: Because it...

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone....

How do u make a blonde crazy ?
Put her in a circle room and tell her to p in a corner....