blonde jokes

How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow stepped on her.

What do you ...

**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She ...

A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard b...

One day there was a blonde complaining to her best friend.

Blonde: I'm sick and t...

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at ...

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at ...

Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he sees

another blonde...

Q. How do you drown a blonde?

A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a p...

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street w...

Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it ba...

141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ?

A: Someone left a scratc...

|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde j...

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blond...

Once there was a blonde who got DARNED sick and tired of those jokes mocking blondes for a low I...

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''...

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''...

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''...

141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bott...

There was a blonde, sitting in a rowboat, out in the middle of a huge field. She kept screaming ...

There was a blonde, sitting in a rowboat, out in the middle of a huge field. She kept screaming ...

How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer...

Suicidal blonde

A blonde girl got so mad about blonde jokes she decided to kill h...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still...

A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walkin...

Did you hear about the dead blonde terrorists?

They died faxing a letter bomb.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she...

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

A. You always hear about them but...

There was a blonde in the middle of a wheat field, in a row boat, rowing. When another blonde, s...

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him...

2 brunettes and a blonde were sitting in bar when the blonde turned around and said hey man your...

Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I ...

This one blonde is driving down the street and she sees this other blonde a canoe in a corn fiel...

One day, a blonde and a brunette were out for a ride in the blonde's new car. Suddenly, some jer...

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the stre...

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling acros...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information...

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A. An airbag.

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A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''The ...

A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde jokes. She replied, ''I think they are good b...

Blonde: Hold on I have to go to the bathroom!

Brunette: Ok I will be at the Ice c...

Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...

Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...

Answer: ...

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that s...

What did the blonde mother say to the blonde daughter?

"If you're not in bed by 12, you c...

A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. Do yo...

A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her tic...

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q...

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend t...

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend t...

Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?

A. Butter is difficult to spre...