blonde jokes

How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.



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A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2...

A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his qu...

Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?

It said cook it for half...

This blonde was walking down a road, when this guy came along. The blond was carrying a bag. The...

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered thr...

|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that wal...

A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.

"I need to ta...

One day a blonde went up to a soda machine and put in her money, pushed a button and a soda came...

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. ...

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday....

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A1: A golden retriever.
A2: A labrador...

Q: There was a blonde and a brunette on a cliff they had to jump to get down who do you think go...

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted....

Q: What's worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater? A: A blon...

How do you make a blonde go crazy?



Place them in a round room, and tell th...

Q: What's dumber than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater?

A blonde was driving to the airport and she saw a sign that said Airport left so she turned arou...

How do you make a blonde go crazy?

Place them in a round room, and tell them to s...

How do you make a blonde go crazy?



Place them in a round room, and tell...

Q. Why did the blonde turn around and go back home on her way to the aiport?

A. B...

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?





A1: A golden retrieve...

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her las...

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?



A1: A golden retriever.

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Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?



A: Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at ...

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a copy of "The Three Little Pigs" at the bottom of...

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward th...

Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day...

A cop saw a blonde down on her knees under a streetlight. "Can I help you?" he asked.

221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a goril...

A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop.
"Oh no!" cr...

A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop.

"Oh no...

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that d...

|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes wit...

Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes ...

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very fru...

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very fru...

A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "li...

A blonde sees a sign out front of a house offering pay for odd jobs. She knocks on the front do...

What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!...

What's the difference between a blonde and a pinata?

The pinata puts out when you...

61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch and send them to...

Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the nex...

How do you know if a blonde is having a bad day??





She's looki...

There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up anothe...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender...


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How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.How else do you know a blonde's...

Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the...

Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alph...

221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a g...