blonde jokes

Q. A blonde and a brunette both jump off a tall building. Who lands first?

A. The...

A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out ...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and wa...

Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each p...

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious...

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already d...

A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across.

A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river.
The brunette wants to get acros...

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat ha...

|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down t...

A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and dow...

Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night ...

Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night ...

A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the Eng...

Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night ...

A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and dow...

There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter was in the foreground...

A blonde chick walks into a bar, sits down and starts watching the TV. There's a guy on the news...

A young blonde woman walks into an appliance store and says, ''I'd like to buy that TV'' the emp...

A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How do you tell them apart? The bleached...

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: Sh...

Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding? A: She was told she was supposed to hold up t...

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which one

hit the bottom fi...

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what number came first...

How do you drown a blonde?

Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a s...

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat ha...

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat ha...

A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and h...

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
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A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in an elevator. A short bald man with lots of dand...

How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.



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A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2...

A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his qu...

Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?

It said cook it for half...

This blonde was walking down a road, when this guy came along. The blond was carrying a bag. The...

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered thr...

|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that wal...

A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.

"I need to ta...

One day a blonde went up to a soda machine and put in her money, pushed a button and a soda came...

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. ...

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday....

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A1: A golden retriever.
A2: A labrador...

Q: There was a blonde and a brunette on a cliff they had to jump to get down who do you think go...

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted....

Q: What's worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater? A: A blon...

How do you make a blonde go crazy?



Place them in a round room, and tell th...

Q: What's dumber than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater?

A blonde was driving to the airport and she saw a sign that said Airport left so she turned arou...

How do you make a blonde go crazy?

Place them in a round room, and tell them to s...

How do you make a blonde go crazy?



Place them in a round room, and tell...