blonde jokes

What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF w...

A blonde tried to sell her old car. But she was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because...

Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blon...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started...

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure,"...

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words th...

A blonde went to the bathroom to pop her huge zit on her boob. When her friend walked in asked h...

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...

A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to ...

|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the ...

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blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist
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Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her tha...

A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette fri...

Two people jump off a building who hits the ground first the blonde or the brunett?

A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she calle...

"I resent that remark." said the blonde as she rose from the cafeteria table. "I'll give you 5 s...

"I resent that remark." said the blonde as she rose from the cafeteria table. "I'll give you 5 s...

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger...

61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ?

A: Pack their lunc...

201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A blond electrician202. Q: Why are dum...

A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there havin...

Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the...

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go a...

A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).

A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).

A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, ...

Santa Claus, the President of the United States, and smart blonde all fall off a roof. Which one...

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blon...

The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for directions....

A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walks in and orders an Iced Cappuccino.''Do y...

Q. A blonde and a brunette both jump off a tall building. Who lands first?

A. The...

A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out ...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and wa...

Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each p...

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious...

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already d...

A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across.

A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river.
The brunette wants to get acros...

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat ha...

|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down t...

A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and dow...

Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night ...

Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night ...

A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the Eng...

Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night ...

A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and dow...

There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter was in the foreground...

A blonde chick walks into a bar, sits down and starts watching the TV. There's a guy on the news...

A young blonde woman walks into an appliance store and says, ''I'd like to buy that TV'' the emp...

A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How do you tell them apart? The bleached...