blonde jokes

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...

Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon a

set of tracks.

Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?

A: She picks up her purse and goe...

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

A: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do....

Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on....

Q: Why did the blonde sell her television? A: To buy a VCR!...

I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do....

Q: What does a blonde do after waking up?

A1: Go Home.

A2: Introduce h...

Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?...

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?...

Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up? A: Go home!...

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

A: When she has a tampon b...

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?



A: When she has ...

There was a blonde and a brunette on either sides of a river.



The brune...

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone...

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist."I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that...

A man is complaining to his attractive blonde wife that they're having money problems. The blond...

Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?

A: A blonde has larger hil...

Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?



A: A blonde has ...

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops ...

|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buye...

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a b...

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a b...

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had...

There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all up in space. Each girl tried th...

Two blondes were roofing a house. One would pull out a nail and then hammer it into the roof. Th...

One afternoon a cute brunette knocked on the door of her blonde neighbor, to chit chat the after...

A blonde walks into a circuit store. She goes to the back and asks the clerk "Can I have this T....

A blonde walks into a circuit store. She goes to the back and asks the clerk "Can I have this T....

What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF w...

A blonde tried to sell her old car. But she was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because...

Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blon...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started...

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure,"...

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words th...

A blonde went to the bathroom to pop her huge zit on her boob. When her friend walked in asked h...

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...

A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to ...

|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the ...

A
blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist
...

Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her tha...

A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette fri...

Two people jump off a building who hits the ground first the blonde or the brunett?

A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she calle...

"I resent that remark." said the blonde as she rose from the cafeteria table. "I'll give you 5 s...

"I resent that remark." said the blonde as she rose from the cafeteria table. "I'll give you 5 s...

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger...

61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ?

A: Pack their lunc...

201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A blond electrician202. Q: Why are dum...