blonde jokes

Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A. Practice.



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Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
A: Bucket seats.
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A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

These two blondes were walking on different sides of the street when the blonde on the left side...

To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a hairc...

Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the...

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what h...

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: What was the b...

A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on either side. She looks out the ...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started...

Then there was the blonde who was desperate for cash. All her bills were due and she was out of ...

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. ...

|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of fro...

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broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she

One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made he...

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A ne...

201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ?

A: A blond electric...

A blonde walked up to a man and said, “Give me your wallet.” The man said, “Okay,...

|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desper...

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money des...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started...

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, “Look, a dead b...

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the ki...

Did you hear about the dead blonde terrorists?

They died faxing a letter bomb.

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?

A: Data transfer....

A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the Eng...

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right... <...

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...

Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon a

set of tracks.

Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?

A: She picks up her purse and goe...

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

A: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do....

Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on....

Q: Why did the blonde sell her television? A: To buy a VCR!...

I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do....

Q: What does a blonde do after waking up?

A1: Go Home.

A2: Introduce h...

Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?...

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?...

Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up? A: Go home!...

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

A: When she has a tampon b...

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?



A: When she has ...

There was a blonde and a brunette on either sides of a river.



The brune...

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone...

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist."I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that...

A man is complaining to his attractive blonde wife that they're having money problems. The blond...

Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?

A: A blonde has larger hil...

Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?



A: A blonde has ...