blonde jokes

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious...

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!...

Why can't the blonde put in a light bulb?

Shey kept breaking them with the hammer....

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

Put her in a round room and tell her to ...

What do you call a blonde in a freezer?

Frosted flakes...........

What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? Must be an earthquake!...

What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence!...

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and through it r...

Q. Why was the blonde's bellybutton bruised?

A. Her husband was blond too....

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way....

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was o...

What did the blonde chick's left leg say to her right leg?

Long time, no see!...

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!...

Q:How do you know when a blonde has been at the computer?





A: ...

What's the difference between a Blonde and a 747?

A Blonde's got a bigger cockpit!...

How do you keep a blonde at home? Build a circular driveway....

What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair?





Artificial intel...

Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"...

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!...

Q: What is the differance between a blonde and a brunette?

A: A blonde has bigger...

A blonde is walking down the street and searching through her purse for a lipstick.

She doesn...

A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.

Her mother noticed she...

A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her mother noticed she wa...

A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.

Her mother noticed s...

A blonde went to buy a lottery ticket, and sure enough, she won! She goes to lottery headquarter...

Did you hear about the blonde who tripped over her cordless phone?

She later lock...

Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago?
A: She kept seei...

Q: What is the difference between the blonde male and the blonde female?

A: The fem...

One day, a blonde was looking through a notebook."Have you found a blank piece yet?" s...

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. ...

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story was about a man up on...

There is a blonde in a boat, in the middle of a field, rowing away. Another blonde drives by in ...

A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. "What happened...why are ...

A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying.
"What happened...w...

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started ar...

Three pregnant woman were sitting in a Gynea's waiting room (of course, one was blonde, one was ...

Three pregnant woman were sitting in a Gynea's waiting room (of course, one was blonde, one was ...

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.Doctor: What w...

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to ...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-...

There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the ...

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a b...

A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's we...

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up...

Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out on the screen.Q2: Ho...

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amaz...

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke.

The blonde look...

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

A. Because they have blond boyfriends<...

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to ...