How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a torch in her ear!...
blonde jokes
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading....
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade four....
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her....
Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed....Blonde Joke
Blonde jokes
47 hits
Q: What do you get when a blonde and a gang member have a kid?
A: A juv...
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece ...
Q: Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet?
A: She was last years hide and seek winn...Blonde Joke
Blonde jokes
50 hits
Q: What do you get when a blonde and a gang member have a kid?
A: A juvenile deli...
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!...
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleep...
Q: What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A: They want to be like Vanna White and lea...Blonde Lightbulb Jokes
Blonde jokes
41 hits
Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammers.
<...A Blonde At A Bar
Blonde jokes
8 hits
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there h...A Blonde At A Bar
Blonde jokes
138 hits
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there h...A Blonde At A Bar
Blonde jokes
160 hits
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there h...Blonde Hijacker
Blonde jokes
53 hits
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessiv...Blonde Construction
Blonde jokes
35 hits
Two blonde builders were working on a house. One blonde was on a ladder nailing. She'd reach int...
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shel...
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled...
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A: The instructions stated, ...
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street w...Blonde Looking for a Job
Blonde jokes
29 hits
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled...Cartwheeling Blondes
Blonde jokes
50 hits
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?
A blonde doing ca...Cartwheeling Blondes
Blonde jokes
46 hits
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?
A blonde d...Cartwheeling Blondes
Blonde jokes
58 hits
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?
A blond...Blonde selling car
Blonde jokes
62 hits
A blonde tried to sell her old car.
She was having a lot of problems selling it, because...Blonde Driving
Blonde jokes
56 hits
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really badly, so she got pulled over by a co...Drunken Man and Blonde
Blonde jokes
55 hits
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious...Dog with one eye
Blonde jokes
9 hits
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!...Blonde
Blonde jokes
18 hits
Why can't the blonde put in a light bulb?
Shey kept breaking them with the hammer....blonde
Blonde jokes
32 hits
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Put her in a round room and tell her to ...Flighty Blonde
Blonde jokes
34 hits
What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? Must be an earthquake!...Dye, Blonde, Dye
Blonde jokes
8 hits
What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence!...Blonde bombshell
Blonde jokes
11 hits
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and through it r...Sore blonde
Blonde jokes
43 hits
Q. Why was the blonde's bellybutton bruised?
A. Her husband was blond too....
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way....Big Ben Blonde
Blonde jokes
8 hits
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was o...Blonde legs...
Blonde jokes
50 hits
What did the blonde chick's left leg say to her right leg?
Long time, no see!...Dog with one eye
Blonde jokes
50 hits
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!...Dumb Blonde Joke
Blonde jokes
42 hits
Q:How do you know when a blonde has been at the computer?
A: ...Blonde And A 747
Foul Language jokes
27 hits
What's the difference between a Blonde and a 747?
A Blonde's got a bigger cockpit!...
Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"...
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!...Difference
Blonde jokes
29 hits
Q: What is the differance between a blonde and a brunette?
A: A blonde has bigger...
