Blondie
Blonde jokes
44 hits
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette and a redhead.
Blonde jokes
44 hits
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette and a redhead.
Blonde jokes
36 hits
Q. How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours?
A. Give her a piece of paper that...
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader....
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it ba...
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!...
Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater?A: She saw the NC-17: Under 17 ...
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off....
Blonde jokes
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a blonde was riding in her car 1 day 2 go 2 disneyland....
she saw a sign that ...
Blonde jokes
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A blonde goes into a bar and walks to the counter. There is a drunk man that says, "Beers on the...
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a h...
Blonde jokes
41 hits
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out ...
Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the wh...
Blonde jokes
29 hits
How do you drown a Blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the p...
Blonde jokes
31 hits
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff a...
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her....
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations....
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's....
Blonde jokes
3 hits
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back....
Blonde jokes
25 hits
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday? Tell her a joke on Friday....
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk....
Blonde jokes
41 hits
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade. Who had the bigg...
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it....
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear....
Blonde jokes
30 hits
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with one eye!'' The other...
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced....
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen...
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head....
Blonde jokes
53 hits
What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair? Artifical intelligence....
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a torch in her ear!...
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading....
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade four....
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her....
Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed....
Blonde jokes
41 hits
Q: What do you get when a blonde and a gang member have a kid?
A: A juv...
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece ...
Q: Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet?
A: She was last years hide and seek winn...
Blonde jokes
45 hits
Q: What do you get when a blonde and a gang member have a kid?
A: A juvenile deli...
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!...
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleep...
Q: What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A: They want to be like Vanna White and lea...
Blonde jokes
31 hits
Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammers.
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Blonde jokes
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A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there h...
Blonde jokes
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A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there h...
Blonde jokes
131 hits
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there h...
Blonde jokes
47 hits
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessiv...
Blonde jokes
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Two blonde builders were working on a house. One blonde was on a ladder nailing. She'd reach int...