Blonde Jokes

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''...

Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a lightbulb?

A: The lightbulb is smarter...

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, “Look, a dead b...

A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there h...

A blonde goes in to a hardware store, walks up to the counter and asks, "Can I buy that TV?"

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine in a Las Vegas casino, puts in a few coins, and out pops a C...

Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night ...

A blonde went to buy a lottery ticket, and sure enough, she won! She goes to lottery headquarter...

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a ...

|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...

Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?

A: It said cook i...

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?


A: An air bag....

- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?

- I don't kno...

Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.

Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been wa...

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a dri...

Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine...

A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good looking

handsome man gets...

|Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatm...

Did you hear about the blonde that got fired from the M&M factory? She threw away all the w's...

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so she called the contractor and set an appoi...

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what h...

What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair?





Artificial intel...

how is a blonde and a pool table alike?

you put in fifty cents and they rack your balls...