Bar Jokes

  • Walks in a bar

    rating0 Bar Jokes 23 hits

    A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says "Is this a joke?"...



  • A guy walks into a bar where there is loud music playing. He spots a ...

  • |A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was st...


  • A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was...

  • What Happened in Texas

    rating0 Bar Jokes 8 hits




    A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, th...

  • Whats in a drink?

    rating0 Bar Jokes 13 hits


    Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what...

  • Where is this bus going?

    rating0 Bar Jokes 19 hits

    |A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly wo...

  • Which hole?

    rating0 Bar Jokes 14 hits


    A man went to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at h...

  • Who can say this sentence?

    rating0 Bar Jokes 34 hits

    The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking f...

  • Who can say this sentence?

    rating0 Bar Jokes 25 hits


    The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-lookin...

  • Who gave you those black eyes?

    rating0 Bar Jokes 17 hits

    |A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appea...

  • Who gave you those black eyes?

    rating0 Bar Jokes 11 hits


    A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that ap...

  • Who has got the longest penis?

    rating0 Bar Jokes 14 hits


    A man goes into an empty bar and orders a beer, and as he's walking around he sees a table about...

  • Who is Drunk?????

    rating0 Bar Jokes 31 hits

    The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every sub...

  • Who keeps saying those things?

    rating0 Bar Jokes 80 hits

    |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice ...

  • Who needs women

    rating0 Bar Jokes 13 hits


    A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours the othe...

  • Women pleasing dog

    rating0 Bar Jokes 12 hits


    A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and b...

  • Women with duck

    rating0 Bar Jokes 27 hits


    Women goes into a bar with a duck under her arm.

    Bartenders says "what'll the pig have."...

  • |A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "Y...

  • You Know You're

    rating0 Bar Jokes 12 hits


    1. Your salary is less than your tuition.
    2. Your potted plants stay alive.
    3. Shacking in...

  • You looked a lot like my wife

    rating0 Bar Jokes 37 hits

    |A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the ...


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