Bar Jokes

One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another...

|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is look...

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sud...

|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the poli...

John & Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the pol...

This guy goes into a bar, sits down, orders a beer, takes a drink and shouts, "T.G.I.F!!" A wom...

|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the win...

A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the ...

|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another ...

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches...

|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first ...

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the fir...

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese man and...

A man's been drinking in the bar alone for three hours straight, and the bartender is getting wo...

|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz af...

10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catc...

A man walks into a bar.

Bartender asks what'll have.

Man replies "A Beer and a sho...

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sit...

There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting thing...

this Irishman walks into a bar and he notices down at the end of the bar, threes a guy that look...

|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked....

Two men walked into a bar.

You would think at least one of them would have ducked....

A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the barte...

A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots?! What's ...

You know them... those waiters/waitresses who turn obsequiousness into
a weapon, whose so...