Bar Jokes

  • 12 inch prick

    rating0 Bar Jokes 2 hits


    Another guy walks into a bar with a one foot man sitting on his shoulder.

    He ordered a b...

  • 12 Shots

    rating0 Bar Jokes 33 hits

    A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender...

  • 2 pieces of meat at a bar.

    rating0 Bar Jokes 1 hits


    A man walks into a bar, he sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the barman,...

  • Please try the following:...

  • 3 inch man

    rating0 Bar Jokes 0 hits


    A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots."

    Bartender says, "You wa...

  • 3 Please

    rating0 Bar Jokes 1 hits


    An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give m...

  • 3 Vampires in Bar

    rating0 Bar Jokes 28 hits

    Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The ...

  • A bet made at the local bar

    rating0 Bar Jokes 26 hits

    |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t...

  • A brain goes to a local bar

    rating0 Bar Jokes 25 hits

    |A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...

  • A Donkey And A Bar

    rating0 Bar Jokes 3 hits


    This guy was walking to the bar and outside there was a sign saying, ?Pay a dollar, make the don...

  • A drunk orders himself a beer

    rating0 Bar Jokes 24 hits

    |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats h...


  • It'll hit you in a minute....

  • A golf club visits a local bar

    rating0 Bar Jokes 24 hits

    |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to ser...

  • A little head

    rating0 Bar Jokes 0 hits


    A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and say...

  • |John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat h...

  • A man walks into a bar...

    rating0 Bar Jokes 2 hits


    A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. He...

  • A mushroom walks into a bar.

    rating0 Bar Jokes 2 hits


    He sits at the bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says no. The mushroom replie...

  • A neutron at a bar

    rating0 Bar Jokes 24 hits

    |A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How...

  • A nun arrives at the local bar

    rating0 Bar Jokes 28 hits

    |John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab...

  • |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t...

  • A seal visits a local bar

    rating0 Bar Jokes 17 hits

    |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's you...

  • A very depressed man

    rating0 Bar Jokes 40 hits

    |There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then...

  • Alligator

    rating0 Bar Jokes 1 hits


    A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator
    up on the ...

  • Amputee in a bar

    rating0 Bar Jokes 2 hits


    A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer.

    The bartender shoved t...




  • One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together...


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