Bar Jokes

Another guy walks into a bar with a one foot man sitting on his shoulder.

He ordered a b...

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender...

A man walks into a bar, he sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the barman,...

Please try the following:...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots."

Bartender says, "You wa...

An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give m...

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The ...

|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t...

|A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...

This guy was walking to the bar and outside there was a sign saying, ?Pay a dollar, make the don...

|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats h...

It'll hit you in a minute....

|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to ser...

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and say...

|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat h...

A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. He...

He sits at the bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says no. The mushroom replie...

|A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How...

|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab...

|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t...

|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's you...

|There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then...

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator
up on the ...

A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer.

The bartender shoved t...

One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together...