Bar Jokes

  • "Brrr!"

    rating0 Bar Jokes 50 hits


    This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and orders ...

  • "hot girl in the Bar

    rating0 Bar Jokes 88 hits


    A guy walks into the bar and sits down next to a man. The man says to him "you see that hot girl...

  • 12 inch prick

    rating0 Bar Jokes 51 hits


    Another guy walks into a bar with a one foot man sitting on his shoulder.

    He ordered a b...

  • 12 Shots

    rating0 Bar Jokes 76 hits

    A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender...

  • 12 Shots

    rating0 Bar Jokes 38 hits




    A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast a...

  • 12 Y.O. Scotch

    rating0 Bar Jokes 52 hits


    A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.

    The bartender thin...

  • 12-inch pianist

    rating0 Bar Jokes 45 hits


    There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He as...

  • 15 Signs You Drank Too Much

    rating0 Bar Jokes 48 hits




    15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping — with your Oldsmob...

  • 16 Things That Annoy

    rating0 Bar Jokes 42 hits


    1. Trying on sunglasses with the tag still attached to the bridge.

    2. The person behind y...

  • 2 drunks bar hopping

    rating0 Bar Jokes 28 hits


    Two drunks were trying to figure out how to get some alcohol for free.

    They only had a d...

  • 2 pieces of meat at a bar.

    rating0 Bar Jokes 45 hits


    A man walks into a bar, he sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the barman,...

  • 20 Pound Texas Baby (adult)

    rating0 Bar Jokes 38 hits


    A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a ...

  • Please try the following:...

  • 3 inch man

    rating0 Bar Jokes 54 hits


    A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots."

    Bartender says, "You wa...

  • 3 little pigs

    rating0 Bar Jokes 23 hits


    The first little pig walked into the bar and said "Can I have a rum and coke?" and the bar man s...

  • 3 Please

    rating0 Bar Jokes 34 hits


    An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give m...

  • 3 Vampires in Bar

    rating0 Bar Jokes 69 hits

    Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The ...

  • 6 Shots of Whiskey

    rating0 Bar Jokes 44 hits


    A young man walks up and sits down at the bar.

    'What can I get you?' the barman asks.

  • A bet made at the local bar

    rating0 Bar Jokes 58 hits

    |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t...

  • A brain goes to a local bar

    rating0 Bar Jokes 56 hits

    |A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...


  • ...and orders a soda. The bartender asks why he doesn't want his usal shot.
    The man replies, ...

  • A Donkey And A Bar

    rating0 Bar Jokes 49 hits


    This guy was walking to the bar and outside there was a sign saying, ?Pay a dollar, make the don...

  • A Drunk Nose

    rating0 Bar Jokes 36 hits


    A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
    The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you,...

  • A drunk orders himself a beer

    rating0 Bar Jokes 58 hits

    |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats h...

  • A drunk orders himself a beer

    rating0 Bar Jokes 32 hits


    A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seat...


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