aviation jokes

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they de...

|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...

|According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passe...

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passe...

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passe...

McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed ...

Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights b...

Now that your nookie days are over and your pilot light is out, what used to be your sex appeal ...

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented ...

Little boy to airline pilot: "You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not ...

An F-4 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of
himself by flying...

A plane was once flying over an island when the passengers heard the pilot's voice: “Ladies...

|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Aft...

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate...

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. ...

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. ...

When the Captain spoke over the intercom system, the passengers were surprised to hear a woman's...

Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husba...

USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on busine...

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance,...

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisanc...

|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ...

USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on busine...

Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy...

Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck....

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until fi...

During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Admin...

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, re...

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, re...

Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes, SIR!...

"Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings.." "OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"...

Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 1234...

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, st...

|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA ...

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old ...

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplish...

Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345...

|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished...

An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot over the intercom said that...

I heard this from my brother, who is a Search and Rescue pilot at Canadian
Forces Base Ba...

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway r...

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway r...

A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss c...

Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom...

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway...

|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La...

Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: ...

On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremel...