Aviation Jokes

"This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airw...

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|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...

I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-min...

I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-min...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled a...

A man is drowning in the sea.''Help me, Lord,'' he cries.



Just then, a fis...

|In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...

In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airp...

|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...

|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilize...

An elderly doctor and a Presbyterian minister were seated next to each other on the plane. The p...

An elderly doctor and a Presbyterian minister were seated next to each other on the plane. The p...

|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...

Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems...

|According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...

|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...

A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to...

A pilot, the President, Micheal Jackson, a librarian, and some kids are on a plane that is about...

|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...

AS THEY GET OLD...

- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...

|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35...