Aviation Jokes

10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun."

9. The Ent...

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|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...

I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-min...

|In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...

|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...

|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...

An elderly doctor and a Presbyterian minister were seated next to each other on the plane. The p...

|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...

|According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...

|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...

|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...

|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...

|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35...

Justin Williams told this joke on his Cajun Cooking show:

Two Cajuns, Rober' and Ma...

Two hunters were off on their annual trip to the Canadian wilderness to bag a moose. As the seap...

|"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Air...

|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always...

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|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country....

|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chut...

|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ...

Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd ...

|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA ...