Aviation Jokes

  • "This is your captain speaking.

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    "This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airw...

  • 10. In the Star Wars universe,

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    10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun."

    9. The Ent...

  • 2001 Darwin Awards

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    It's that time again... They are finally out again. You all know about the
    Darwin Awards ...

  • A blind pilot is flying this plane?

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    |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...

  • A blind pilot is flying this plane?

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    I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-min...

  • A blind pilot is flying this plane?

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    I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-min...

  • A helicopter was flying around

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    A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled a...

  • A man is drowning in the sea...

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    A man is drowning in the sea.''Help me, Lord,'' he cries.



    Just then, a fis...

  • A plane flying in the 1930s

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    |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...

  • A plane flying in the 1930s

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    In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airp...

  • A Skydiving lesson

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    |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...

  • Air Force One crashes

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    |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...

  • Air Force One crashes

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    Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilize...

  • Airline service

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    An elderly doctor and a Presbyterian minister were seated next to each other on the plane. The p...

  • Airline service

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    An elderly doctor and a Presbyterian minister were seated next to each other on the plane. The p...

  • Airlines running operating systems

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    |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...

  • Airlines running operating systems

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    Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems...

  • An emergency landing

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    |According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...

  • An engineer and a programmer

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    |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...

  • An engineer and a programmer

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    A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to...

  • Another Micheal Jackson Joke!

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    A pilot, the President, Micheal Jackson, a librarian, and some kids are on a plane that is about...

  • Are blind pilots flying?

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    |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...

  • As They Get Old . . .

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    AS THEY GET OLD...

    - Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

  • Blonde goes flying

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    |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...

  • Boarding from what gate?

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    |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35...


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