Aviation Jokes

  • 10. In the Star Wars universe,

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    10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun."

    9. The Ent...

  • 2001 Darwin Awards

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    It's that time again... They are finally out again. You all know about the
    Darwin Awards ...

  • A blind pilot is flying this plane?

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    |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...

  • A blind pilot is flying this plane?

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    I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-min...

  • A plane flying in the 1930s

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    |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...

  • A Skydiving lesson

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    |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...

  • Air Force One crashes

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    |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...

  • Airline service

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    An elderly doctor and a Presbyterian minister were seated next to each other on the plane. The p...

  • Airlines running operating systems

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    |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...

  • An emergency landing

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    |According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...

  • An engineer and a programmer

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    |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...

  • Are blind pilots flying?

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    |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...

  • Blonde goes flying

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    |A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were ...

  • Boarding from what gate?

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    |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35...

  • Cajun hunters

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    Justin Williams told this joke on his Cajun Cooking show:

    Two Cajuns, Rober' and Ma...

  • Canadian Hunters

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    Two hunters were off on their annual trip to the Canadian wilderness to bag a moose. As the seap...

  • Don't be on this flight

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    |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Air...

  • Dream flying planes

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    |Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always...

  • Extreme bumper stickers (mature)

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    Choose your favourite rude one!

    Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
    Support Cann...

  • Fall TV Preview 2001: WB (adult)

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    "Men, Women, and Dogs" (New Show)

    All we had at time of press is that this series will...

  • Fear of bombs on planes

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    |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country....

  • Flying without a parachute

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    |A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chut...

  • Half off these tickets

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    |USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ...

  • I'd like to ride in that airplane

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    Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd ...

  • International airline

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    |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA ...


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