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Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is ...

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.
"How was work, dear?" his ...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and no...

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now!...

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.



"How was...

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is ...

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is ...

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse wa...

Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into...

If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

A pat on the...

|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"Replied ...

Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?" ...

One day after work, a blonde walked into a pizza parlor and ordered a small personal pizza. When...

Q: How many Union Electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to cha...

The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched languorously on the sofa, ...

Business Rules to Live ByIf you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on...

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. ...

The devil finds work for idle glands....

The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If at f...

Business Rules to Live By



If you can't get your work done in the first ...

Cat fitness really can be fun. However, it is important to start any fitness program only when y...

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?...

|...This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had w...

The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

Too light for heavy work and too heavy for light work....

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed
over a bridge only to find...

(From a friend of mine who heard it at work:)

A woman could never get her husband ...

A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I re...

|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel......

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is ...

A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to...

The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours. T...

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in lab...

I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am...

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

SUBJECT: SICK LEAVE POLICY

SICKNESS:

No excus...

A man is on his way home from work during rush hour. Suddenly, his phone rings. It's his wife.

Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"
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1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challe...

One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on the boy's Social Studies homewo...

Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still around. You coul...

It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when th...

A colleague on our campus came to work this morning sporting a musical, Christmas tie given to h...

Morris was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart s...

Morris was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart s...

|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a ri...

Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't I need you to whip it out by 5:00! Mind if I us...

Comments made by Programmers when their programs don't work: Strange... I've never heard abo...

I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave. Try...

Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labo...