at work

A MAN'S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black coffee. 4. Pass gas. 5. Dress, skippi...

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordin...

A Jewish businessman warned his son against marrying a non-Jew.

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives.
Now...

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous ma...

|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I...

A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland. The topic of discussion was the new medi...

Yard Work Sign Language



A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes t...

THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS

1. Never give me work in the morni...

These are responses you may use when caught slepping on the job:

"They told me at...

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks. ...

"That's weird..."
"It's never done that before."
"It worked yesterday."
"How i...

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the re...

Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.Fi...

Of course it did NOT went as well as I hoped it will go.

First I noticed ecards do ...

Of course it did NOT went as well as I hoped it will go.

First I noticed ecards ...

Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their occupation and...

Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.

They got on the topic of the...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and no...

A: They all meet at work at 7:45....

Work is for people who don't know how to fish...

Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the break...

Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will
be able to buy the things only...

Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the y...

Thinking is hard work. One can't bear burdens and ideas at the same time....

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is ...

?What?s wrong?? asks the boss.?I?m sick,? the guy replies.?You sound all right.??No, I?m really ...

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and ...

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office."How was work, dear?" his wife asks."L...

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is ...

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.
"How was work, dear?" his ...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and no...

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now!...

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.



"How was...

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is ...

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is ...

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse wa...

Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into...

If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

A pat on the...

|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"Replied ...

Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?" ...

One day after work, a blonde walked into a pizza parlor and ordered a small personal pizza. When...

Q: How many Union Electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to cha...

The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched languorously on the sofa, ...

Business Rules to Live ByIf you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on...

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. ...

The devil finds work for idle glands....

The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If at f...