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THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS

7. If a job I do pleases you, keep...

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!" The doctor asks, "What's your pr...

|The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, y...

The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely...

Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was ...

An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thou...

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business ...

The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If yo...

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was ma...

Work may be the crabgrass of life, but money is still the water that keeps it green....

Fine day to work off some excess energy.

Steal something heavy....

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence....

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"



2. ...

The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.<...

My boss didn't come into work today. He called this morning and said he was having a vision pro...

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as busin...

The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work....

In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts....

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges....

Sayings you'd like to see on office inspirational posters:



If you do a good...

Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband i...

|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor...

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in ...

One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door of a home in an upper-class neighborhood. The lad...

Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work....

All work and no play, will make you a manager....

My sister used to work for the government, but now she has seniority....

Work is the curse of the drinking class....

It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent....

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I w...

A MAN'S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black coffee. 4. Pass gas. 5. Dress, skippi...

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordin...

A Jewish businessman warned his son against marrying a non-Jew.

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives.
Now...

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous ma...

|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I...

A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland. The topic of discussion was the new medi...

Yard Work Sign Language



A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes t...

THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS

1. Never give me work in the morni...

These are responses you may use when caught slepping on the job:

"They told me at...

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks. ...

"That's weird..."
"It's never done that before."
"It worked yesterday."
"How i...

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the re...

Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.Fi...

Of course it did NOT went as well as I hoped it will go.

First I noticed ecards do ...

Of course it did NOT went as well as I hoped it will go.

First I noticed ecards ...

Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their occupation and...

Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.

They got on the topic of the...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and no...

A: They all meet at work at 7:45....