at work

Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?



More perks, ...

No one ever steals your seat.
Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
Diverts atte...

Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the payoff is better....

A professor watched while a mechanic removed engine parts from his car to get to the valves. A s...

A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one m...

When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle management ge...

10. No one ever steals your seat.
    
9. Gives "bad hair day" a w...

It's not the work that gets me down, it's the coffee breaks....

Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the fr...

Reasons for Allowing Drinking at Work

1. It's an incentive to show up.

Dilbert's Salary Theorem states that Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business...

4 Doctors were talking shop one day...An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced...

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one ...

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one ...

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one pers...

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said...

4 Doctors were talking shop one day...



An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine i...

4 Doctors were talking shop one day...



An Israeli doctor said, "Medicin...

A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to w...

The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her into his offic...

An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of ...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"2. Can take advantage...

Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
Can take advantage of...

there was this blonde sientiest that worked for nasa, one day she came to work and everyone she ...

|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical Officer's statemen...

Thoughts and stories from on the job

My boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my...

|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was m...

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives...

Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like "work" to the casual observer....

|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my secretary....

THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS

7. If a job I do pleases you, keep...

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!" The doctor asks, "What's your pr...

|The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, y...

The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely...

Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was ...

An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thou...

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business ...

The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If yo...

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was ma...

Work may be the crabgrass of life, but money is still the water that keeps it green....

Fine day to work off some excess energy.

Steal something heavy....

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence....

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"



2. ...

The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.<...

My boss didn't come into work today. He called this morning and said he was having a vision pro...

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as busin...

The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work....

In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts....

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges....

Sayings you'd like to see on office inspirational posters:



If you do a good...