at work

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got head...

I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my empl...

Seeking a raise I,the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
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1. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
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Caught napping at work, school, or church...try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head up r...

Always give 100% at work.......12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on Frida...

Hung Chow call his boss and says: ?Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headac...

Caught napping at work, school, or church...try this one.

Guaranteed to work!
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Always give 100% at work.......

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

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I won't be coming to work today because:

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After applying some simple algebra to some common phrases and cliches, a new understanding can b...

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. S...

Late For Work



The secretary came in late for work for the third day in ...

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He sai...

Bob calls in to his job:


"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today....

I work very hard
Please don't
I work very hard

Please don't expect me to think as w...

Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, ...

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. Robert Frost T...

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. S...

A man has 17 parts that don't work for him:

• Ten nails that don't nail
  ...

Things You Wish You Could Say at Work, but Probably Shouldn't



Well, aren't...

Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of us, it looks like you're n...

A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .



Says He: "I'm s...

If you are one of those people who feels tired of working too much, it is good to remember the w...

A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says He: "I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my ne...

A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other end of the phone said, ...

A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.

The woman on the other end...

A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.



The woman on the...

Joe wakes up one fine spring morning and starts to go about his daily routine when he notices th...

A guy rings work and says "I can`t come in to work today as I`m sick"The voice at the other end asks...

Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?



More perks, ...

No one ever steals your seat.
Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
Diverts atte...

Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the payoff is better....

A professor watched while a mechanic removed engine parts from his car to get to the valves. A s...

A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one m...

When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle management ge...

10. No one ever steals your seat.
    
9. Gives "bad hair day" a w...

It's not the work that gets me down, it's the coffee breaks....

Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the fr...

Reasons for Allowing Drinking at Work

1. It's an incentive to show up.

Dilbert's Salary Theorem states that Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business...

4 Doctors were talking shop one day...An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced...

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one ...

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one ...

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one pers...

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said...

4 Doctors were talking shop one day...



An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine i...

4 Doctors were talking shop one day...



An Israeli doctor said, "Medicin...

A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to w...

The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her into his offic...