At Work Jokes

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain stops. On my desk, I have a work...

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money....

A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I s...

A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"Th...

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer. "Yes, I was a...

A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for the positi...

A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that...

A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is told he has to get rid o...

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you...

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing...

Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It's done on a very high level.There's a ...

The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours. T...

A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the...

A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick a...

A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle me Elmo dolls". It was...

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him wit...

The drinker announced to the bartender, "It seems I've been informally named advisor on 'Sexual Matt...

After working together for a while, Dick and Jane's office romance blossomed, and they really de...

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to...

As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired assistant into his of...

Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, "I want to open ...

BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: "My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?"Dilbert: "Remember you h...

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of s...

Calling in Sick.... A Cat Owner's Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because n...

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