animal world

"What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ...

A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, ''If I ha...

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to 'Where do pets come...

Yassir Araafat's last wish before he slipped into a coma was to convert to becone a jew. His wif...

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to 'Where do pets come...

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t...

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investig...

In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. After sp...

"Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and could...

Mrs Goldstein was playing a round of golf on a hot afternoon when she hit the ball right into th...

One day, Saint Peter called up to Heaven Bill Clinton, Colin Powell, and Bill Gates. He said to ...

It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot....

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot....

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran...

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...

An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and...

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to, "Where do pets com...

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to, "Where do pets com...

In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. Afte...

A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the fir...

A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The ...

A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that...

What do polar bears have that no other animal has?
Polar bear babies....

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a s...

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come...

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer...

|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. "What made you join the Army?" asked one. "Well, I read one of...

Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world.

"I didn't sleep wi...

A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane toge...

A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick an...

What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo? In a Northern zoo you have the...

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to...

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church,
and being told there was a fortune in horse<...

Be alert

(the world needs more lerts)...

In the fight between you and the world, back the world....

The world does not revolve on an axis....

Jon John, the world's worst basketball player, was arrested and charged
with brawling in a...

To My Critics



When I am in a sober mood



I worry, wor...

Kirk,

your prayers were not answered! As expected 49ers bit the crap out of the Charge...

The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don't know. Those...

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

What do you do if an endang...

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. "Iam the most beautiful person...

A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a ...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the m...

A preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with great fervor, "If I had all the beer in the...

A preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with great fervor, "If I had all the beer in the...

God didn't create the world in 7 days. He pulled an all-nighter on the 6th....

A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on. Af...

The world is divided up into two groups of people. Those who think the
world is divided up...

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% pr...