A Real Watch Dog
Animal jokes
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A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywh...
animal world
- Animal jokes
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An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down an...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. "I am the most beautiful p...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible
fight. "I am the most beau...A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorilla...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.T...
Yabba Dabba
Animal jokes
75 hits
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep
it as a pet it your ba...
Substitute <ethnic origin> below for the place of origin of any ethnic
group not lo...Mental health jokes
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30 hitsPsychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world ha...
God made the world in six days, and on the seventh she was sued for
not filing an environm...
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Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches...
River of God
General / Unsorted jokes
93 hits
A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, "If I had...A lusty camel
Animal World
147 hitsA man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one c...
When it's you against the world, bet on the world....The Insensitive Gorilla
Animal World
30 hitsA woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorill...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."T...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can....
This wonderful example of international humor was posted on the listserv list INDIA...Closing sermon words
Religious jokes
61 hits
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the ...A gruesome murder
Animal World
207 hitsA highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,...
1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, put in the gi...Best In The World
Miscellaneous
64 hitsA Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the Best ...
In the international school of Ireland, there is a very patriotic history
teacher.
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When I was a kid I adopted a stray cat.
I couldn't afford Kitty Litter so I filled ...Animal feet
Animal jokes
85 hits
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have f...Want some chicken?
Animal World
79 hitsWant some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid...
Tarzania
Animal World
38 hitsWhat does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in ...
Criminal jokes
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38 hitsWho was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !...
Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off....Almost no diffenrence
Animal World
39 hits"What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ...
A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, ''If I ha...Dog and Cat
Foul Language jokes
77 hits
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to 'Where do pets come...
Yassir Araafat's last wish before he slipped into a coma was to convert to becone a jew. His wif...
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to 'Where do pets come...A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investig...
The River
Miscellaneous
39 hitsIn Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. After sp...
Blind Snake
Lawyer jokes
82 hits
"Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and could...The Talking Frog
Jewish jokes
59 hits
Mrs Goldstein was playing a round of golf on a hot afternoon when she hit the ball right into th...Bill Gates, Super Ego
Political jokes
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One day, Saint Peter called up to Heaven Bill Clinton, Colin Powell, and Bill Gates. He said to ...
It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot....
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot....Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...
Nice, but rough
Animal World
56 hitsAn elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and...
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to, "Where do pets com...
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to, "Where do pets com...
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. Afte...A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the fir...
