animal world

A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man'...

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of t...

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The ...

When cosmetic products state "Not Tested on Animals" on the label, does it mean that that has no...

This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:



His son on the c...

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo got into a terrible argument.
"I am the most beau...

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray this cushy life to keep

I pray for toys ...

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t...

Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just co...

One day three midgets were sitting around the table drinking tea and having crumpets.

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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries....

A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...

Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to...

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !...

Three women were out golfing one day and one of them hit her ball into the woods. She went into ...

One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you be...

How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling ele...

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come...

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake an...

1. In an imaginary world a kiss would signify the end of sexual tension and the beginning of a r...

A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked int...

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the ...

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all th...

|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane togethe...

A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane toge...

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof....

German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing...

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight.

"I am the most ...

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywh...

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down an...

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. "I am the most beautiful p...

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible
fight. "I am the most beau...

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorilla...

There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.T...

If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep
it as a pet it your ba...

Substitute <ethnic origin> below for the place of origin of any ethnic
group not lo...

Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world ha...

God made the world in six days, and on the seventh she was sued for
not filing an environm...

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Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches...

A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, "If I had...

A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one c...

When it's you against the world, bet on the world....

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorill...

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."T...

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can....

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