animal world

An old woman saved a Fairy's life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman thre...

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!...

What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!...

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....

I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in...

there was a blonde, a brunete,and a red head. they all walked into a bar for a drink.the bar ten...

How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, ...

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a ...

Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one summer day w...

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and ...

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si...

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam"....

The circus manager looked at the tiny man who had applied for the job of animal trainer. "Aren't...

Your momma is so fat . . .

She was the first person to go around the world in 80 meal...

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his ...

All the world is a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed....

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?...

What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky...

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!...

Yo Momma so fat and hungry when she when went on a trip in the airplane she thought the world wa...

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon with great expression he said, "If I had all the b...

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon with great expression he said, "If I had all the b...

If all the world's a stage,

I want more props!...

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having ...

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the
ball into the...

|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!...

What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn...

This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties.His ...

A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he...

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to...

A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man'...

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of t...

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The ...

When cosmetic products state "Not Tested on Animals" on the label, does it mean that that has no...

This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:



His son on the c...

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo got into a terrible argument.
"I am the most beau...

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray this cushy life to keep

I pray for toys ...

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t...

Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just co...

One day three midgets were sitting around the table drinking tea and having crumpets.

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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries....

A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...

Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to...

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !...

Three women were out golfing one day and one of them hit her ball into the woods. She went into ...

One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you be...

How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling ele...

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come...

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake an...