animal world

There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if e...

On the first day of creation, God created the cat.... On the second day, God created man to serv...

If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you hav...

Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle wit...

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you le...

A Pope, a boy scout, and the smartest guy in the world are on an airplane that is going down (be...

Heard April 10 on the Rush Limbaugh show:

God decided He was finally fed up with t...

How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based...

2 blondes were driving to Disney World when they see a sign on the highway that said:
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Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most c...

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo...

Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?...

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months....

Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in...

Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards....

Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit...

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger...

What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer...

Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish....

Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it....

There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play a little game about what each of...

There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play a little game about what each of...

Clinton is on the beach at Martha's Vinyard and finds that an old bottle has washed ashore. When...

There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.



When they were gett...

There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play a little game about what each of the...

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, put in the gi...

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigera...

This is, like, so dumb...Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat's Urine 1.Treat the beaker ...

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper...

There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign tha...

An old woman saved a Fairy's life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman thre...

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!...

What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!...

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog....

I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in...

there was a blonde, a brunete,and a red head. they all walked into a bar for a drink.the bar ten...

How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, ...

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a ...

Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one summer day w...

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and ...

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si...

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam"....

The circus manager looked at the tiny man who had applied for the job of animal trainer. "Aren't...

Your momma is so fat . . .

She was the first person to go around the world in 80 meal...

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his ...

All the world is a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed....

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?...

What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky...

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!...

Yo Momma so fat and hungry when she when went on a trip in the airplane she thought the world wa...