Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...
animal world
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent b...
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?...
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica...
How long did the Hundred Years War last?
Which country makes Panama hats?
From which...What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels...
What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it....
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an allig...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two ...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the o...
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's t...
Tarzania II
Animal World
38 hitsWhat is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when sh...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to the...
I can imagine a world with no hate, no crime, and no violence. I could
also imagine us att...Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help....
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah....
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm......
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thin...
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin....
A miserable rooster
Animal World
51 hitsA salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and ...
Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
Animal jokes
109 hits
What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?
They both ...
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous
and give the wrong answers...My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr ...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as ...
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take ...
There's a woman and two men. The woman says she is the most beatiful
person in the world. ...Dead dog
Animal jokes
103 hits
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on...An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is d...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swingin...
Four people are in an airplane: the president, the smartest man in the world, an old man and a y...Heaven
Animal jokes
39 hits
There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if e...
On the first day of creation, God created the cat.... On the second day, God created man to serv...If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you hav...
Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle wit...
What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you le...
A Pope, a boy scout, and the smartest guy in the world are on an airplane that is going down (be...
Heard April 10 on the Rush Limbaugh show:
God decided He was finally fed up with t...How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based...
2 Blondes & Disney World
Blonde jokes
48 hits
2 blondes were driving to Disney World when they see a sign on the highway that said:
...Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most c...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo...
Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months....
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in...
Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards....
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger...
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer...
Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish....
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it....
