What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeaks!...
animal world
An irresolvable problem
Animal World
57 hitsA woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she w...
Ethnic jokes
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141 hitsThe Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the...
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screa...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" o...
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist."So you wa...
Competition of a nation
Ethnical Jokes
143 hits|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the us...
Competition of a nation
Ethnic jokes
72 hits
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the...Elephants VIII
Animal World
49 hitsWhat has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant wit...
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that'...
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the...A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for...
Elephants IV
Animal World
125 hitsHow do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by...
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him....
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough....
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic....
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big finger...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"...
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant....
It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it....
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What hap...
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting ...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick....
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie...
Carl Givens
Naughty jokes
36 hits
Three midgets walk into a library. The first one claims that he has the smallest hands in the wo...King of the Jungle
Animal Jokes
200 hitsThree animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that becau...
Bush vs. Osama
Ethnic jokes
36 hits
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle t...
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the...Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your faul...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent b...
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?...
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica...
How long did the Hundred Years War last?
Which country makes Panama hats?
From which...What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels...
What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it....
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an allig...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two ...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the o...
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's t...
Tarzania II
Animal World
38 hitsWhat is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when sh...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to the...
I can imagine a world with no hate, no crime, and no violence. I could
also imagine us att...Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help....
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah....
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm......
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thin...
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin....
A miserable rooster
Animal World
51 hitsA salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and ...
