Animal World Jokes

A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swingin...

A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm......

This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gori...

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case a...

A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a ...

A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vege...

Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lan...

A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having ...

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof....

A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the fir...

A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the m...

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t...

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ...

A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole an...

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: "So, why the long face?"...

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a ...

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si...

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t...

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps...

A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one c...

A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...

A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down...