animal jokes

A: Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie....

A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause....

A: To invent the other side....

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, ''So what do you think o...

SHARING A DONKEY

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you...

Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken's ...

How do you make a cat be a dog?

Pour gasoline on it and l...

Q.What Has Webbed Feet And Fangs.
A.Count Quackula....

Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?

Well, that's probably how ...

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? From chasing parked cars!...

What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together?
G...

A: They crossed a pit bull with a collie; it bites your leg off and goes for help....

Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?

To find a tight Seal....

A: He pull out his Diners' Club card....

At a talent show, little boy was singing the ABC's. He sang, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L...

A: To help the patient find the other side....

A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles up to the bar and announces: ...

A: He was going to make a long-distance caw....

Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?



Well, that's pro...

you so poor i came in your house and ask to use the bath room and you siad, the second bucket to...

A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.
It gets dark and th...

A large dog walks into a butcher's shop with a purse in its mouth. He puts the purse down and si...

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A...

A: It is easier to get your kids back from a rotweiler!...

The snakes; they are adders....

Q. What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg?

A. Fake an orgasm....

How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo sign!...

How long did the Hundred Years War last?
Which country makes Panama hats?
From which...

Are you management material? Do you have what it takes to be an effective manager in corporate A...

Farmer smith was not satisfied with the yield of his milk cows, so he decided to called in an an...

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monke...

Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old ...

How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lu...

A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable....

A tomcat told a female cat, "For you, I would die."

The female asked, "How many times?...

Farmer smith was not satisfied with the yield of his milk cows, so he decided to called in an an...

This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends....

This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends. You...

Some years ago, the famous San Diego Zoo opened a second, larger branch called the San Diego Wil...

In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property....

A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.

So he asked the...

This is a very interesting psychological test. Have a pen and paper
handy before you read ...

If a rooster's on top of a barn door and lays an egg, does the egg fall on the north or the sout...

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid ...

An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dah...

Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck...

What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at...

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet....