Dead Ant
Animal Jokes
12 hits
Q:What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant?
A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT.........
Animal Jokes
12 hits
Q:What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant?
A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT.........
Animal Jokes
21 hits
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.
...
Animal Jokes
82 hitsA dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...
Animal Jokes
16 hits
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !
Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopu...
Animal Jokes
73 hitsQ: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money....
Animal Jokes
93 hitsEverybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...
Animal Jokes
14 hits
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it ...
Animal Jokes
12 hits
Dog Rules...
1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is a...
Animal Jokes
15 hits
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.
The woman on the other end...
Animal Jokes
21 hits
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About five drinks....
Animal Jokes
32 hits|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any w...
Animal Jokes
25 hits
There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The...
Animal Jokes
45 hits
A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the...
Animal Jokes
15 hits
There were three drunk guys and they got in a car accident. They go to heaven and plead god for ...
Animal Jokes
14 hits
BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME IN HANDY A repeat offende...
Animal Jokes
21 hits
What did the elephant say to the naked man? ''It's nice, but can it pick up...
Animal Jokes
10 hits
What time is it when an elephant sits in your chair?
Time to get a new chair....
Animal Jokes
14 hits
Hickory Dickory Dock, An elephant ran up the clock, The clock is being repaired.
...
Animal Jokes
26 hitsDid you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you...
Animal Jokes
66 hitsQ: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans....
Animal Jokes
20 hits
Did you hear?
The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery...
Animal Jokes
16 hits
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the prog...
Animal Jokes
22 hits
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough ...