Bug's End
Animal jokes
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Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it ...
animal jokes
Pig-ipede
Animal jokes
64 hits
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and leg...
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible....LIZARDS
Animal jokes
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A LIZARD CAN JUMP UP AND YOU
WOULD NOT OF NOTICED UNTIL YOU CAME BACK FROM THE SKY....Degrees of the Law
Animal jokes
41 hits
What do you call a lawyer who doesn't know the law?
A judge....The Elephant
Animal jokes
12 hits
What do elephants wear when they goes swimming?
Their trunks, of ...Egg-Laying
Animal jokes
69 hits
Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they'd break...
A: Because it was a double-crosser....Racoon Joke
Animal Jokes
64 hitsWhy did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....
Outside a Dog...
Animal jokes
35 hits
"Outside a dog, a book is a great companion.
Inside a dog, it's pretty dark!"...
What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeaks!...Outside a Dog...
Animal jokes
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"Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it's pretty dark!"...Two Old Men
Animal jokes
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Two old men were sitting on a porch with a hound dog between them. The dog had its leg hiked up ...
A: To break on through to the other side....
A: To get to the car accident on the other side....
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin'off....
A: To bankrupt the other side....Man
Terms and definitions jokes
128 hits
A remarkable animal whose head swells when you pat
his back....
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel....Cats -- Now And Forever
Animal jokes
43 hits
What are the two things a cat is good for?
Altitude and distance!...Confusion
Animal jokes
80 hits
What's the difference between a duck?
One of it's legs is both the same.
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A: Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie....
A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause....
A: To invent the other side....Mad Cow!
Animal jokes
44 hits
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, ''So what do you think o...Sharing a Donkey
Animal jokes
50 hits
SHARING A DONKEY
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on theHunter shot by fox
Real Jokes
98 hits|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...
elephant sex
Animal Jokes
84 hitsDid you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you...
Gum Crossing
Animal jokes
58 hits
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken's ...Poof! You're a dog.
Animal jokes
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How do you make a cat be a dog?Pour gasoline on it and l...
Dog life...
Animal jokes
10 hits
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?
Well, that's probably how ...Blondog
Animal jokes
52 hits
Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? From chasing parked cars!...Kangaphant
Animal jokes
8 hits
What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together?
G...
A: They crossed a pit bull with a collie; it bites your leg off and goes for help....
A: He pull out his Diners' Club card....ABC's
Animal jokes
39 hits
At a talent show, little boy was singing the ABC's. He sang, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L...
A: To help the patient find the other side....My Paw
Animal jokes
27 hits
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles up to the bar and announces: ...
A: He was going to make a long-distance caw....
