A: To get to the other tide....
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Bad dog
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Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!...
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling....Singled Out
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Q: What do the men in a singles bar have in common?
A: They're all married...
A: Elephino....
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat....Car and train jokes
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32 hitsA guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker. It gets dark and the hit...
Have you Ever...
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Have you ever smelled mothballs????
I was just wondering how you would get their ...
A: Holes all over Australia....Dog Days
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What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receive...
A: To take over the other side....
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels....
A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments....Pig-ipede
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What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and leg...
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible....LIZARDS
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A LIZARD CAN JUMP UP AND YOU
WOULD NOT OF NOTICED UNTIL YOU CAME BACK FROM THE SKY....Degrees of the Law
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What do you call a lawyer who doesn't know the law?
A judge....The Elephant
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What do elephants wear when they goes swimming?
Their trunks, of ...Egg-Laying
Animal jokes
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Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they'd break...
A: Because it was a double-crosser....Racoon Joke
Animal Jokes
55 hitsWhy did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....
Outside a Dog...
Animal jokes
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"Outside a dog, a book is a great companion.
Inside a dog, it's pretty dark!"...
What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeaks!...Outside a Dog...
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"Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it's pretty dark!"...Two Old Men
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Two old men were sitting on a porch with a hound dog between them. The dog had its leg hiked up ...
A: To break on through to the other side....
