animal jokes

(CIM) The Netherlands: Doctor Huizenaas of the Rotterdam Animal Research Institute has successfu...

(CIM) The Netherlands: Doctor Huizenaas of the Rotterdam Animal Research Institute has successfu...

How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm A: 1. Go...

When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the anim...

A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had ...

(translated from a joke by Fernando Herrera)

The animals in the forest are bored, s...

Aman walks inot a bar with a monkey on his shoulder.He steps up to the bar,sets the monkey on th...

|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no ot...

When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly...

Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About five drinks....

A: Because they don't know the words....

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?



About 5 drinks....

You're so fat that when you went to the zoo, the hippos got jea...

An Irishman walks out of a bar....

A: To a crow bar....

Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got pissed off....

A: To try to forget....

A: Because it's too far to walk....

A Watchdog...

What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?


A:> A Meg...

A: A giraffic jam....

Q: Where are cows originally from?

A: Timbukmoo...

A: A happy pit bull....

Why did the dog cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off....

A: The outside....

A: Because they both lose their bark when they die....

What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it......

A: Chicken's day off.
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Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!...

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull....

A: To get to the other tide....

A: Chicken's day off....

Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?

A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!...

A: Your nose is touching the ceiling....

Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven....

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef....

A: Too many cheetahs....

Q: What do the men in a singles bar have in common?
A: They're all married...

What do cows do for fun?
They go to MOO-vies!...

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
The wrong answer....

A: To get to the other slide....

A: If they dropped them, they'd break....

A: A watch dog....

A: Elephino....

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat....

whats another word for fag?
Matthew Burciaga...

A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker. It gets dark and the hit...

A: To the retail store....

Have you ever smelled mothballs????

I was just wondering how you would get their ...

A: Holes all over Australia....